In this issue:

• This Week in Neo Tokyo: Bears Gorge Today, We Feast on Their Carcasses Tomorrow. (by DadFuture)

Listen up, you degenerate pixel junkies, the market isn’t just down; it’s face-down in a gutter, gurgling its last breath as bears jerk off in the puddles of our liquidated dreams while chugging champagne from our collective skulls. Extreme fear? That’s cute. This is primal, pants-shitting terror, the kind that makes grown men clutch their seed phrases and whisper sweet nothings to the bull run ghosts of yestercycle. Crypto Twitter’s a live-streamed asylum riot: ALTs getting curb-stomped, NFTs used as toilet paper, and every blue-check bagholder’s screaming either “buy the dip” or “it’s so over” while their wife’s getting rammed by the local crackhead. Blood in the streets? More like a goddamn arterial hemorrhaging, and I’m the idiot drowning in it, wondering if Flower—that filthy, flea-bitten bear prophet—was right all along, calling for the apocalypse while the rest of us were circle-jerking imaginary green dildos.

But screw the macro meltdown; the Citadel’s still standing taller than your mom’s onlyfans subscriber count, four years of getting pounded by every market tsunami and snorting fat lines of copium from the hoods of our gamborghinis. One year since the 5th Hand Competition that turned citizens into unblinking statues of pure spite—proof we’re not just trauma survivors, we’re the cockroaches scripting the sequel in radioactive ink.

Subcoder kicked the week off with NT Insider at the crack of ass o’clock (Pacific, because time zones are a normie scam). It was the usual brain-melting smorgasbord: Citizen Alpha drip-feeds that taste like foreplay, onboarding rituals for fresh meat, web3’s infinite hype-rinse-repeat cycle explained like you’re five, the $2k stimmy that hits harder than your ex’s restraining order, privacy decoded (spoiler: it’s a myth unless you’re torched in a Faraday cage), trading psych 101 for when your greed gland overrides your last neuron, and live TA that’ll make your charts weep. Lurk, scream, or mute and farm—your call.

Firestorm cranked Learn AI Live to episode four, dragging NT video warlock LeBoomington into the Twitch trenches for a masterclass in AI video sorcery. We’re talking tools so broken they spit out anime-grade fever dreams faster than you can fap to them. LeBoom flashed forbidden frames from his Neo Tokyo anime anthology: cyber-samurai slicing through dystopian despair with production values that’d make Studio Ghibli file for bankruptcy.

Firestorm also dropped a raw dispatch from the apocalypse bunker: yeah, ALTs are getting gangbanged by the whole football team, but the Citadel’s been tanking haymakers since 2021 and still flexing. Strangers turned ride-or-die co-conspirators, blockchain creeping into normie bloodstreams while we’re already IV-dripping the future. That AI series? Mandatory viewing unless you enjoy being a caveman in 2030. Coding’s for nerds? Wrong—these tools let mouth-breathers birth apps, sites, empires before the suits wake up. Window’s closing faster than a bear market rally; move or get steamrolled. And if you’re cooking gaming-adjacent AI crack in web3 gaming’s meth lab, tag that shit; the hive’s having withdrawals.

Crypto’s quieter than a post-nut clarity hangover, every NFT gutter and game guild catching strays like it’s open season on hope. But The Citadel never sleeps… ByteStreet’s simmering investor bait, Sacred Writ’s next chapter etched in digital blood, Citizen Directory and Arcade about to drop harder than your bags, NT Plays loading tourneys that’ll make your thumbs file for disability. We’ve incinerated 30k BYTES in S1 ID bonfires—tokenomics so deflationary they make hyperinflation look like a bake sale. Dozens of skunkworks projects humming; we’re not sleeping, we’re mainlining Old-Fashioneds.

NT PLAYS goes full dino-slaying chaos Saturday at 5PM EST, storming ChronoForge with the squad. Newbies: entry barrier's basement-level cheap rn—perfect crash course in dungeon crawling, T-Rex takedowns, and vapor-trail space runs that hook harder than a bad trade. Bugs? Yeah, they're there, but who cares when you're frag-stacking with Citizens? Pre-TGE apes, smash that Founders Bundle with our NT code: 5341US. Jump in Discord, grab the Gamer role, and let's forge.

Market Monday sliced through the sludge like a rusty shank.

Unfungible Space whispered warp-speed heresy twice, bending spoons with mind-bullets.

Next week, Citizens: cauterize the wounds, sharpen the shivs, and remember—in Neo Tokyo, bears gorge today so we feast on their carcasses tomorrow. Flippers, there’s the airlock.

Until next week, citizens.

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